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Double Fine's Thank You Bus Driver Lets You Slap Riders

Double Fine Action Labs' first reveal is a monochrome bus-driving game where the rules change daily, the Thank-o-meter buys you time, and repeat offenders get ejected through the back door mid-route.

Double Fine's Thank You Bus Driver Lets You Slap Riders

Double Fine has announced Thank You Bus Driver, a black-and-white, hand-drawn driving game in which you play a small town's bus driver trying to finish a shift without the wheels coming off — literally or bureaucratically. It is the first title revealed under Double Fine Action Labs, a new label the studio has set up for what it describes as its weird, little games, and it is coming to PC via Steam, GOG, the Humble Store and itch.io.

The premise is deceptively simple. You have three jobs: stop passengers breaking the rules, stay on your route, and keep to the schedule. The catch is that the rules aboard the bus change from day to day, and the depot keeps piling new restrictions on top as you go. One shift might ban sleeping. The next might outlaw toenail clipping. The trailer shows the driver's clipboard reading No Stinky · No Toenail Clipping · No Sleeping, which tells you roughly everything about the game's sense of humour.

Enforcement is hands-on

Passengers who break a rule can be slapped as a warning. Repeat offenders lose their bus privileges entirely and get removed through the back door, mid-route, at whatever speed you happen to be doing. Meanwhile the road itself is barely a constraint: you can pull the map up while turning, cut through shortcuts, and treat pedestrians, traffic and fences as technically optional obstacles — as long as the bus reaches the next stop before the people inside it get upset.

Thank You Bus Driver - route map, rule list and the Thank-o-meter

That impatience is tracked by a dial on the dashboard labelled the Thank-o-meter. Happy passengers hand over Thank Yous, and Thank Yous buy you extra time to reach the next destination. Bank enough of them and you unlock bus tchotchkes to clutter the cab with, alternate versions of the town, and more besides. It is a scoring loop that quietly rewards the exact tension the game is built on: drive recklessly enough to stay on schedule, but not so recklessly that the people paying your wages start filing complaints.

A small team, a short build

The game came out of the head of Double Fine's own Will Koehler and was put together by a small group of Double Fine developers in a matter of weeks — a turnaround that fits the Action Labs remit of shipping oddities quickly rather than growing them into multi-year productions. The art style helps: everything is rendered in scratchy monochrome linework, closer to a sketchbook margin than a driving sim, and it makes the town read clearly even when you are barrelling through a fence at speed.

Double Fine has not announced a release date. The studio spent the middle of 2026 regaining its independence from Xbox, and Action Labs looks like the clearest signal yet of what it intends to do with that freedom: more experiments, released faster, without waiting for a showcase slot to justify them.

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